This is from Gunjan Saraf. It was published on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.

Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could. The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature-loving fellow, who didn’t really want to hurt anything.

They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon … Read the rest...