I owe this juicy oldie to Gregory LeVasseur.
Once upon a time there was a very naughty little rabbit who liked to tie squirrel’s tails in knots. The squirrels were, naturally, very upset by this and appealed to the Spirit of the Woods. She appeared before the little rabbit and said “You are a very bad little rabbit and if you tie just one more squirrel’s tail I will change you into a goon!”
The rabbit promised he would be … Read the rest...