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Modern Medicines

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Stressed out today? Cheer up! Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier.

St. Mom’s Wort:
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen:
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait til they moved out.… Read the rest...