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Gary Hallock

Gary Hallock

Gary Hallock began competing in the O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He took home the trophy in 1989 and promptly retired from competition. He formed P.U.N.Y. (Punsters United Nearly Yearly) and became the producer and emcee of the Pun-Off. He was named Punster of the Year in 1997. In his spare time, he manages the fantastic website, PunPunPun.com.


  • New Dictionary (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 2, 2012)
  • The Animal Wedding (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 8, 2011)
  • Special Thursday Punster Warm-Up (filed in News on May 4, 2011)
  • Weakly Punster Friday Warm-Up – April 29, 2011 (filed in News on April 28, 2011)
  • Friday Punster Warm-Up – APRIL 22, 2011 (filed in News on April 22, 2011)
  • Friday Punster Warm-Ups (filed in News on April 14, 2011)
  • O.Henry Pun-Off Registration (filed in News on April 2, 2011)
  • Current Events — Interage Marriage (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG on December 29, 2010)
  • A PUNY Thanksgiving Dictionary (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2010)
  • Halloween Poetry (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 29, 2010)
  • A Halloween Love Story (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns on October 25, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 3 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 2 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 1 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 17, 2010)
  • Halloween Groaner II (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 10, 2010)
  • West Point (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG-13 on October 8, 2010)
  • Puns On The Animal Kingdom (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG-13 on August 26, 2010)
  • O. Henry Pun-Off 2010: mmMVP Award (filed in News, Puns on May 24, 2010)
  • O. Henry Pun-Off 2010: Punslingers Results (filed in News, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Pun-Off Registration: Cold feet, anyone? (filed in News, Puns on May 13, 2010)
  • This Week’s Pun-Off Warm Up (filed in News on )
  • Pun-Off Warm-Up Event This Friday (filed in News on May 6, 2010)
  • Limerick Challenge No. 27 (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns on April 5, 2010)
  • The Aardvark (filed in Limericks, Pun Cascade, Rated G on March 30, 2010)
  • Volleyball on the Sands (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on March 28, 2010)