From Gail S. Angel on the groaners listserv.
What does a turkey say?
“Gobble, gobble, gobble,”
Right?
Not always!
A jewelry-lovin’ turkey says,
“Bauble, bauble, bauble.”
A dyslexic turkey?
“Boggle, boggle, boggle.”
A turkey in the shoe repair shop?
“Cobble, cobble, cobble.”
A turkey with a sore leg?
“Hobble, hobble, hobble.”
A football turkey?
“Huddle, huddle, huddle.”
A dieting turkey?
“Nibble, nibble, nibble.”
A turkey who argues a lot?
“Squabble, squabble, squabble.”
What does the Dr. Seuss’ turkey say?
“Tweedle … Read the rest...