All posts tagged Gail S. Angel

What Does A Turkey Say?

From Gail S. Angel on the groaners listserv.


What does a turkey say?
“Gobble, gobble, gobble,”
Right?
Not always!

A jewelry-lovin’ turkey says,
“Bauble, bauble, bauble.”

A dyslexic turkey?
“Boggle, boggle, boggle.”

A turkey in the shoe repair shop?
“Cobble, cobble, cobble.”

A turkey with a sore leg?
“Hobble, hobble, hobble.”

A football turkey?
“Huddle, huddle, huddle.”

A dieting turkey?
“Nibble, nibble, nibble.”

A turkey who argues a lot?
“Squabble, squabble, squabble.”

What does the Dr. Seuss’ turkey say?
“Tweedle … Read the rest...

The Undertakers

From Gail S. Angel, this was posted on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.


Undertakers Mal and Mel were storing embalming fluid. It was considered appropriate to place it in an area out of sight. Mel had his share stored promptly, but there was still a good portion left for Mal to take care of. When asked why he had not just stored it all, Mel said, “The rest is for Mal to hide.”… Read the rest...

Elephant Stew

This is from Gail S. Angel and was posted on the groaners listserv


ELEPHANT STEW RECIPE

1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees.

This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as … Read the rest...

The Princess

This was posted to the groaners listserve by Gail S. Angel.


Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful young fairy princess who dreamed of being a ballet dancer. Then one day, she read an ad in her email that announced the Royal Ballet’s next auditions in a nearby town.

So on the right day, the fairy princess geared up one hundred white pigeons to her chariot, and off they flew to the theater.

After witnessing her outrageous entrance, the … Read the rest...