The punchline is from a very old Feghoot, probably from the 1970s. I have not been able to locate the original, so the reconstruction from memory is mine. The blame belongs to Reginald Bretnor, of course.

We are now familiar with the current representation of denizens from Centauri Prime because of the hair hats they wear (cf. Londo Mollari). However, you should be *aware* that this is not the way that it is. Actually, the sapients from Centaurus have bodies, … Read the rest...