Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


  • Thoughts on Getting Old (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • Mepyew (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • The Generous Lawyer (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 6, 2005)
  • The Bad Judge (filed in Rated G on )
  • Know Your State Motto (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • Metric Conversion Factors (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (filed in Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Scream of Wheat (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • Cauliflower (filed in Rated G on )
  • “R”s Are Our Art — Bob Dvorak’s 2004 Punoff Entry (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Bumper Stickers and Taglines (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • The Monastery (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Shaggydog listserv on )
  • May Fifth — This Day in History (filed in Rated G on )
  • Tarzan and Jane (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Failure in the Fish Business (filed in Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • Chicken Surprise (filed in Rated G on )
  • Meals in the Klondike (Moose Turd Pie) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Soup Time (filed in Rated G on May 31, 2005)
  • Doughboy’s Camping Trip (filed in Rated G on )
  • Mushrooms (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Another South Jersey Story (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Visit to the Doctor (filed in Rated G on )
  • I Woke Up This Morning (filed in Rated G on March 17, 2005)
  • The Blonde Nun (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Punoff 2003 First Place — Carlotta Stankiewicz (filed in Gatling Puns on January 17, 2005)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3057 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

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      From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog

      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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