Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Food


  • A Cheese Whiz of a Tale (filed in Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • Memory Aids (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Rat Salad (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Oasis (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on August 5, 2007)
  • Guide to Tashlich (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • To The Memory of Johnny Carson (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on May 5, 2007)
  • What All Texans Know (filed in Rated G on )
  • Directions for Preparing a Microsoft TV Dinner (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Julia Child Tale (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Coffee (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Top 30 Things That You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Short Takes (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on July 7, 2006)
  • Garage Enterprise (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • The Very Light-Haired Person and the Jigsaw Puzzle (filed in Rated G on )
  • New Rules for 2006 (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Medical Advice for the Older Man (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • A Prison Medical Concern (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • The Very Thought Of It Makes Me Cheddar (filed in Rated G on )
  • How to Have Safe Airlines (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Sanchez Coffee Plantation (filed in Rated G on )
  • In Dentured (filed in Rated G on July 2, 2006)
  • Rose (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Revenge of The Ex-Wife (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Thoughts on Getting Old (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • Mepyew (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )