This is a series of car puns from P.U.N.Y. The usual suspects are identified.
What did the demolition driver do to cars?
He rectum (Doug Specter)
What did the Indian wrecker truck driver do with cars?
He totem (Doug Specter)
What did the CPA do to his car?
He totaled it (Doug Specter)
What did the mink coat salesman do with cars?
He stole them (Doug Specter)
What do Polish people do with their cars?
… Read the rest...They polish them (Doug Specter)
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/car-quiz/
This is a recent series of puns on the PUNY listserv.
What’s a large animal that, when it walks back and forth, back and forth, and makes you very sleepy to look at it?
A hypnopotamus!
Cyn (MacGregor)
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What greeting in a nudest camp makes you think of an animal?
A Buff Hello
Stan (Kegel)
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Q: What does the father Buff Hello say when he drops his kid off at … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/puns-on-the-animal-kingdom/