This is from David M. Muench. It was posted on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they had to remove the sign from their car. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”
One of the girls asked the cop, “How come you … Read the rest...