By Damon Cook [damcook@NMSU.Edu], this was published on the groaners listserv. Thanks, Damon.

Johnny was an arm-wrestling champion. For years he had set up his table out by the channel, right beside the water gate. Not once had Johnny ever lost an arm-wrestling match. And every time he won he took twenty dollars from the loser. One would think that the other guys in the town would stop coming, but they came back, time and time again.

One day the … Read the rest...