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Elvis — In Lieu of Lunch

This was posted by Conrad Macina to the daily-humor group on yahoogroups.

My mother gave my sister and me ten dollars to buy lunch for ourselves at the diner down the street. On our way there we passed a man selling puppies. I asked, “How much for a puppy?”

“Ten dollars,” he answered.

Unable to resist, I coaxed my sister into giving up her lunch money and bought a puppy. I named it Elvis, and we went home.

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