Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Clynch Varnadore


  • Halloween Poetry (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 29, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 3 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 2 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 1 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 17, 2010)
  • Halloween Limerick (filed in Limericks, Rated G on January 25, 2004)
  • The Robot (filed in Rated G on August 1, 2003)
  • Off-Duty Date (filed in Rated G on June 23, 2003)
  • Another Absurd Groaner in Football Motif (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (filed in Adult Theme on May 7, 2002)
  • The Wrestling Hold (filed in Rated G on April 9, 2002)
  • On Your Whatchamacallit (filed in Rated G on April 2, 2002)
  • In verse logic (II) (filed in Rated G on November 25, 2001)
  • The Bra Sale (filed in Rated PG on March 19, 2001)
  • The Magician I (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on March 17, 2001)
  • The Sheik (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated PG on January 5, 2001)
  • According to Martin Luther (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on December 19, 1999)
  • The Cabbynet Maker (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on July 30, 1999)