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This was posted by Chris Barnhart (aka TechnoPup) on alt.callahans.
Pup, who mistakenly walks up to Soozeq, Pernicious and Barnstead while they are telling their tales, is struck dumb (well, dumber, then) by the outrageous punning going on. Rather than running from the room, screaming, or sitting in a corner to babble and drool (something he can do at home at any time), he counters with this story……
I remember that in high scool I suffered from an accute fear … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/lost-in-the-dessert/