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Warning from the Middle East

This comes from my pledge bro Charlie Pfister.

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America’s supply of convenience store managers, and possible candidates for President of the United States.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers…..… Read the rest...

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by on March 28, 2010  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on March 28, 2010

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To Know Californians

This comes from pharmacy bro Charlie Pfister.

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you’re from California if:

1.    Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2.    You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.

3.    You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4.    Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named

… Read the rest...
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by on July 7, 2006  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on July 7, 2006

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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly…

This particular listing of the GB&U was sent by Bro Charlie Pfister.

1.  Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2.  Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

3.  Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4.  Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn … Read the rest...

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by on July 2, 2006  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on July 2, 2006

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Know Your State Motto

This was sent to me by Charlie Pfister, one of my original pharmacy Bro’s. The original source is unknown.

Can anyone remember when California had a motto on the license plate? We did, at one time. I think New Hampshire may still have, “Live Free or Die.” Here’s another California “motto” among all the rest of the states. Too bad that most of them are too long to put on the license plate.

Alabama:
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska:

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by on November 6, 2005  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on November 6, 2005

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Simple Home Remedies

Sometimes the simplest remedies are the best. Pharmacy Bro Charlie Pfister sent this educational reminder. I have known some of these for a long time and some are new to me.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be removed almost instantly.

2. Clumsy by nature? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you … Read the rest...

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by on July 18, 2005  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on July 18, 2005

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Those Good Old Tunes, Revised

Pharmacy Brother Charlie Pfister sent me this punish list.

For all of those who miss those great old tunes from the 60s and 70s, there’s good news! Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate maturing audiences. You youngsters won’t know what we’re talking about.

— Bobby Darin – “Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash”

— Herman’s Hermits – “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

— The Beatles – “I Get … Read the rest...

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by on December 26, 2004  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on December 26, 2004

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Why are we still there?

This word of warning was sent by Pharmacy Brother Charlie Pfister.

It is time to take a serious look at our involvement there.

Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on the TV are photos of death and destruction.

Why are we still there?

The land is too large to secure all of it. The bad people causing this damage can roam anywhere, and we can’t possibly police the whole place.

Why are we still there?… Read the rest...

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by on January 25, 2004  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on January 25, 2004

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