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New Drugs

This compilation is making the rounds. I received this one from Carol Eckert.

The Food and Drug Administration has just announced the following drugs have been released for trial in the U.S.

DAMITOL – Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

ST. MOM’S WORT – Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

EMPTNESTROGEN – Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing … Read the rest...