Earning First Place in Punniest of Show in the 2003 O Henry International Punoffs, Carlotta Stankiewicz came on stage dressed as “M&M, the Candy Wrapper” and did her routine in rap rhythm.

She was the clear winner to the judges, the audience, and all her competitors. Here is the text of her routine.

YO! YO!

Yo! Yo!
Hey, look at me
It’s gonna he
Like taking candy from a BABY RUTH
That’s the truth!

Cause this 0. HENRY BARd’s gonna