This is by Bob Flock. Long and endless with a pun at the end. My type of tale. Thank you.

Many years ago in Olde England there lived a very wealthy and benevolent Earl who had a passion for the finest of everything the world had to offer. His castle was the greatest in the land, made of the most beautiful stone by world renowned craftsmen. He personally supervised its design and construction and that of all the furnishings within … Read the rest...