Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Bob Dvorak

Bob Dvorak

Bob Dvorak is a regular on the pun websites and the O. Henry Pun-Off. He is the 2012 Punster of the Year.


  • Portrait in the Closet (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on May 31, 2005)
  • Lord of the Wringer Limerick (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks on )
  • China Redux (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • Snow Job (filed in Rated G on March 17, 2005)
  • Dr. Doolittle (filed in Rated G on )
  • New Hampshire Haberdashery (filed in Rated PG on )
  • Shaggy-or-Not Dog Story (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 17, 2005)
  • Which Story? (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG on December 28, 2004)
  • The Audition (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Frosty (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 26, 2004)
  • How To Lose Two-Hundred Ugly Pounds (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Hair-Razing Experience (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • An English Pierage (filed in Rated G on )
  • Racquel Might Understand (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Aesop’s Poodle (filed in Rated G on )
  • Clementine Perverted? (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2004)
  • Thirty New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Complainer (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • In the Auto Parts Shop (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Old Songs (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Crepe Tale (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 6, 2004)
  • SWAT’s Inside That Counts (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Beethoven (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on June 16, 2004)
  • Another PUNY Bunny (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • In O’Malley’s Bar (filed in Rated G on May 22, 2004)