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Bob Dvorak

Bob Dvorak

Bob Dvorak is a regular on the pun websites and the O. Henry Pun-Off. He is the 2012 Punster of the Year.


  • Are We Awake, Yet? (filed in Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • A Cheese Whiz of a Tale (filed in Rated G on )
  • At the Entrance to Hades (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Presidential Meetings (filed in Rated G on May 5, 2007)
  • One Day at the Smith’s (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Know When to Fold ‘Em (filed in Rated G on )
  • Busted (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on July 7, 2006)
  • At the Trinidad Club (filed in Rated G on )
  • Cause for Alarm (filed in Rated G on )
  • At the Delta House (filed in Rated G on )
  • Lost in Virginia (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Sanchez Coffee Plantation (filed in Rated G on )
  • An Arrowing Experience (filed in Rated G on July 2, 2006)
  • Story Time (filed in Rated G on )
  • Fourth of July Variations (filed in Rated G on )
  • Another Monster Tale (filed in Rated G on )
  • On Spending a Night in a Hotel… (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • Trance in Psychiatric Care (filed in Rated G on )
  • Texas Dig (filed in Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • Mr. T Would Be Proud (filed in Rated G on )
  • “R”s Are Our Art — Bob Dvorak’s 2004 Punoff Entry (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Super Story (filed in Rated G on )
  • Failure in the Fish Business (filed in Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • Wash Happening (filed in Rated G on )
  • Soup Time (filed in Rated G on May 31, 2005)