Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Bob Dvorak

Bob Dvorak

Bob Dvorak is a regular on the pun websites and the O. Henry Pun-Off. He is the 2012 Punster of the Year.


  • Where Do Astronauts Hang Out? (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on September 11, 2012)
  • Catching Polar Bears (Redux) (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on June 10, 2012)
  • Punster of the Year 2012 Named (filed in News, Rated G on May 17, 2012)
  • Cosmetic Surgery (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 2, 2011)
  • Current Events — Interage Marriage (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG on December 29, 2010)
  • A PUNY Thanksgiving Dictionary (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2010)
  • Peanut Butter Without Jelly (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 29, 2010)
  • A Horse Riddle (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on October 28, 2010)
  • Off The Beaten Drac…. (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Anti-Crime Program (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 21, 2010)
  • Car Quiz (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on October 11, 2010)
  • Halloween Groaner III (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • West Point (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG-13 on October 8, 2010)
  • A College Reunion (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on September 24, 2010)
  • One that got away… (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 6, 2010)
  • Abdul, The Hack (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on August 26, 2010)
  • Lost Lake Cabins, Ontario (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 17, 2010)
  • Why Coaches Get the Big Bucks (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 15, 2010)
  • Ship in a Bottle (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 14, 2010)
  • The Shabbat Goy (filed in Puns, Rated G on June 6, 2010)
  • Chili (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 15, 2010)
  • Blondes in the Construction Business (Two Tales) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on April 26, 2010)
  • As Long as You Asped (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 4, 2010)
  • Fishbait (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 30, 2010)
  • The Talking Towel (filed in Puns, Rated G on March 28, 2010)