Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Blondes Poles Aggies

Whether about fair-haired women, immigrants from Poland, or those that spent several years at Texas A&M, these are all the same joke, just with different cultural points of reference.


  • Clones (filed in Rated G on June 29, 2003)
  • The Comfortable Blond (filed in Politically Incorrect on June 21, 2003)
  • Something’s Fishy (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on June 14, 2003)
  • How Things Do Change (filed in Rated G on )
  • Misunderstood… (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on April 9, 2002)
  • The Shaggy Aggie and the Lotto (filed in Rated G on September 1, 2001)
  • Longhorn Lament (filed in Rated G on May 24, 2001)
  • Whence the windmills? (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on May 5, 1998)
  • Like Clockwork (filed in Rated G on April 12, 1998)
  • Corny Cobb (filed in Rated G on January 13, 1998)
  • Life Saving in Texas (filed in Rated PG-13 on January 30, 1997)