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Blondes Poles Aggies

Whether about fair-haired women, immigrants from Poland, or those that spent several years at Texas A&M, these are all the same joke, just with different cultural points of reference.


  • Shaggy Longhorn (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on April 11, 2010)
  • Blonde’s Flat on the Interstate (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 7, 2010)
  • The Shaggy Dog (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on March 30, 2010)
  • College Football Questions (filed in Rated G on )
  • College Football Questions (2006 Version) (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • Alligator Shoes (filed in Rated PG on May 5, 2007)
  • Cynthia MacGregor’s Roast (May 2006) (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Very Light-Haired Person and the Jigsaw Puzzle (filed in Rated G on July 7, 2006)
  • Blonde Revenge (filed in Rated G on )
  • Aggies, Cajuns, and the Mafia (An Official Investigation) (filed in Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Bumper Stickers and Taglines (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Regis and The Blonde’s Final Answer (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Concrete Contractor (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Meals in the Klondike (Moose Turd Pie) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG-13 on July 18, 2005)
  • The Blonde Nun (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 17, 2005)
  • Genetic Hybrid (filed in Rated G on January 17, 2005)
  • The Blonde at a Football Game (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2004)
  • A Blonde at the Crosswalk (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2004)
  • An Aggie in Paris (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on May 22, 2004)
  • Aggie Inventiveness (filed in Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on December 29, 2003)
  • Cow Tales (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 9, 2003)
  • Impediments (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs on October 19, 2003)
  • The Murder Plot (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on September 21, 2003)
  • The Klan (filed in Rated G on August 1, 2003)
  • Unclear On the Concept (A Football Metaphor) (filed in Rated G on July 12, 2003)