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Blondes Poles Aggies

Whether about fair-haired women, immigrants from Poland, or those that spent several years at Texas A&M, these are all the same joke, just with different cultural points of reference.


  • Shaggy Lech (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 25, 2012)
  • Suicidal Blonde (filed in Rated G on February 20, 2012)
  • Seven Degrees of Blonde (filed in Rated G on July 7, 2011)
  • Current TSA Statistics (filed in Rated PG-13 on January 26, 2011)
  • Washing Instructions (filed in Rated G on November 20, 2010)
  • A Fine Establishment (filed in Adult Theme on October 8, 2010)
  • The Aggie Hunters (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on September 16, 2010)
  • Giving Up the Ghost (filed in Adult Theme on September 7, 2010)
  • Just a Little Too Late (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on August 15, 2010)
  • The Hunters (An Aggie Joke) (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on August 5, 2010)
  • A Near Death Experience (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on July 25, 2010)
  • Blondes and Aggies (filed in Rated G on July 16, 2010)
  • Not Worth the Effort (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on June 21, 2010)
  • A Seed of Truth (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on June 3, 2010)
  • Turnabout is Fair Play (filed in Rated G on May 29, 2010)
  • Aggie Deduction (filed in Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on May 23, 2010)
  • The Aggie Scientific Method (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on May 16, 2010)
  • New Inventions by Blondes (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on May 15, 2010)
  • More Aggie Math (filed in Rated G on May 6, 2010)
  • Mathematics in College Station (filed in Rated G on May 4, 2010)
  • You’re Doing It Wrong (filed in Adult Theme on May 1, 2010)
  • A Tough Choice (filed in Rated G on April 29, 2010)
  • Blondes in the Construction Business (Two Tales) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on April 26, 2010)
  • The Blonde and the Deodorant (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG on April 25, 2010)
  • Blonde Jokes from Ms Scarlett (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on April 18, 2010)