This was sent to the Gaggles of Groaners listserv by Bill Purcell. We both remember it from at least back to the 60s. “Himie Koshevoy’s Treasure Jest of Best Puns”, 1969, has a version of this story.
A family of skunks lived together, happily looking after each other. The two children, named In and Out, were especially close ( as these names often are).
One day they played Hide and Seek into the evening. At dusk the mother called them … Read the rest...