All posts tagged Bert Piboin

New Dictionary

A pun-cascade from several of the usual suspects at P.U.N.Y.

Amazon.com currently is advertising their new students’ dictionary
full of erroneous information: Flunk and Wagnalls.

Alan

There’s a new word compendium aimed directly at the homeless
community. It’s called the “Under-a-bridge Dictionary.”

Gary

I’ve always enjoyed thumbing through specialized dictionaries, but it bugs
me that I can’t find one on entomology.

What famous dictionary publishing house is patronized by NBA players?

Longman

Charles

A woman who wants to avoid a … Read the rest...

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by on January 2, 2012  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on January 2, 2012

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Car Quiz

This is a series of car puns from P.U.N.Y. The usual suspects are identified.

What did the demolition driver do to cars?

He rectum  (Doug Specter)

What did the Indian wrecker truck driver do with cars?  

He totem  (Doug Specter)

What did the CPA do to his car?  

He totaled it (Doug Specter)

What did the mink coat salesman do with cars?  

He stole them (Doug Specter)

What do Polish people do with their cars?  

They polish them (Doug Specter)

… Read the rest...
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by on October 11, 2010  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on October 11, 2010

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West Point

This is a pun cascade from many of the folks at P.U.N.Y.

From our vantage overlooking the Hudson at West Point, we could see, near the top of a hill on the other side, a castle [purportedly] used in the filming of The Wizard of Oz, complete with a moat. Apparently it won’t be used in future productions. It’s been demoated.

Bob Dvorak

If the castle is not being used, we should consider the ditch around it to be moot.… Read the rest...

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by on October 8, 2010  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on October 8, 2010

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Signs of the Times

A pun cascade perpetrated to PUNY.

The NY Times indicates that an increase in the number of vasectomies correlates with the recessions.

I guess in this economy, all of us have had to cut some things out.

Alan

I am quite distressed by the levity on this topic; it cuts me to the quick.

Joseph Harris

Male sterilization makes a vast difference for the better. If you don’t see the pun, you need to Google the subject and graze … Read the rest...

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by on April 23, 2010  •  Permalink
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Posted by Alan B. Combs on April 23, 2010

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