From Anneliese Ames and posted on the groaners listserv. The author is unknown.

Into an Irish pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.

“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.

“That little guy, O’Conner?,” says Sean. “He couldn’t do that to … Read the rest...