This subtle little gem was posted in alt.callahans by Andrew Harvie. (Now, be nice — subtle doesn’t necessarily mean that someone had to explain it to me.)

“It seems that Fred the Toe was walking through a field one day with his friend Ness the Nail. Fred was joyfully spashing his way through every puddle they came to, but, on encountering a puddle which had been left by a cow, rather than the rain, he jumped over it.

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