Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • Best Twitches (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 3, 1998)
  • Shaggy Serpent (filed in Rated G on May 6, 1998)
  • Like Clockwork (filed in Rated G on April 12, 1998)
  • Caudal Ending (filed in Rated G on April 2, 1998)
  • About those fears…. (filed in Rated G on March 11, 1998)
  • Two for the price of one (filed in Rated G on March 4, 1998)
  • Essene Essence and other old tales (filed in Rated G on February 25, 1998)
  • Owed to a Bartender (filed in Rated G on February 12, 1998)
  • Helsinki Discords (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 1, 1998)
  • Toast, Henri Fontaine (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 29, 1998)
  • Coffee Jokes (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on January 26, 1998)
  • Tim Allen meets Shakespeare (filed in Rated G on January 12, 1998)
  • Slaving over the Net (filed in Rated G on February 19, 1997)
  • Shaggy Star Trek (filed in Rated G on February 2, 1997)
  • Col. O’Ridge (filed in Rated G on January 21, 1997)
  • Daliance (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 15, 1997)
  • Addictive Shaggy (filed in Rated G on January 6, 1997)
  • Madonna in White (filed in Rated G on December 29, 1996)
  • One for Juan (filed in Rated G on December 11, 1996)
  • Reza Pahlavi (filed in Rated G on November 27, 1996)
  • Couch PUNtatoes (Couch PUNtatoes? It makes me quail.) (filed in Rated G on November 11, 1996)
  • Native Dessert (filed in Rated G on November 9, 1996)
  • Fools Scold (filed in Rated G on November 1, 1996)
  • Alan JacksPUN (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 29, 1996)
  • Shaggy Triad (filed in Rated G on October 23, 1996)