Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • As Ye Sew, So Shall Ye Reap (filed in Rated G on June 14, 2003)
  • And It Won’t Cut Grass! (filed in Adult Theme on May 26, 2002)
  • About Spiderman (filed in Rated G on May 14, 2002)
  • Soliloquy for Sorry Puns (filed in Rated G on )
  • Weekend Disappointment (filed in Rated G on )
  • Mini-Tox Lesson (filed in Rated G on May 7, 2002)
  • Who? (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Short Megillah (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • PUN gent story: In shy knees… (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G on April 9, 2002)
  • A Most Irritating Sports Fan (filed in Rated G on April 2, 2002)
  • On the Sea of Cortez (filed in Rated G on )
  • George and Ira at The Music Festival (filed in Rated G on )
  • Ranch Style Beans (filed in Rated PG on November 25, 2001)
  • At the Oscars… (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Modest Business Proposal (filed in Rated G on October 29, 2001)
  • Lamentations for a Fall Semester (filed in Rated G on )
  • Pulmon Aire (filed in Rated G on September 1, 2001)
  • Historical Confusion: A Tall Tale (filed in Rated G on August 11, 2001)
  • At the Macintosh Meeting… (filed in Rated G on July 21, 2001)
  • About Red Hair… (filed in Rated G on )
  • Avoiding The Hunters (filed in Rated G on June 30, 2001)
  • Medieval I.T. (filed in Rated G on June 23, 2001)
  • Middle Eastern Food in San Francisco (filed in Adult Theme on June 9, 2001)
  • Chancy Games (filed in Rated G on )
  • Job Recommendation (filed in Rated G on )