Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • Texas Critters (filed in Rated G on September 21, 2003)
  • Under the Dentist’s Drill (filed in Rated G on August 1, 2003)
  • Yokohoma (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Palmer Method (filed in Rated G on )
  • Seinfeld (filed in Rated G on July 12, 2003)
  • My Political Platform (filed in Rated G on )
  • Mathematical Celebration (filed in Rated G on )
  • Billiards (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Master of Bernoulli’s Principle (filed in Rated G on )
  • Disappointment (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • Hyperbaric Chambers (filed in Rated G on June 29, 2003)
  • Circus Ups and Downs (filed in Rated G on )
  • Willie Nelson (filed in Rated G on June 23, 2003)
  • The Cordage Shop (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Clear Moment for Thanks… (filed in Limericks, Rated G on )
  • The Abacus (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Certain Steppenwolf Song (filed in Rated G on )
  • Occupational Hazard (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Bad Haircut (filed in Rated G on )
  • Attitudinal Adjustment (filed in Rated G on )
  • Adult Limerick Exchange (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks on )
  • Deer Me! (filed in Rated G on )
  • Wells Fargo (filed in Rated G on June 14, 2003)
  • How Things Do Change (filed in Rated G on )
  • How About a Cold One? (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on )