Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • The Potters’ Mantra (filed in Rated G on November 20, 2004)
  • Omens for a Good Day (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 6, 2004)
  • Monarchy Menarche (filed in Rated PG-13 on August 1, 2004)
  • Suitors Losing Their Head? (filed in Rated G on )
  • How it Happened (filed in Rated G on )
  • Another PUNY Bunny (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on June 16, 2004)
  • For the Birds (filed in Rated G on May 22, 2004)
  • Meal with Gary and a Punish Friend (filed in Rated G on )
  • Damn Spammerz (filed in Adult Theme on January 25, 2004)
  • Dancing Pirates (filed in Rated G on )
  • Bulimia Nervosa (filed in Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Thoughts on Nostradamus (filed in alt.callahans, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • Contamination (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on )
  • Starring Auntie Em as the Good Witch, Glinda (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Draft Dodging (filed in Rated G on )
  • Creases in Japan (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Etude Indigo (filed in Rated G on December 29, 2003)
  • Laconic Larry (filed in Puns, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Naughty Dog (filed in Rated PG on November 9, 2003)
  • Rock On (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Kobe B Kobe (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Trouble in a Coal Mining Town (filed in Rated G on )
  • Bad feelings (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Road to Hell Is Paved (filed in Rated G on October 19, 2003)
  • Alternative Baghdad News Sources (filed in Rated G on )