Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • How Bigfoot Got His Name (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • MacTavish’s Lament (An Adult Theme Shaggy Pup) (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs on January 6, 2006)
  • Longhorn Musicians (filed in Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • My Bulwer-Lytton Submission, 2005 (filed in Rated PG on )
  • Canine Consorts (filed in Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Introduction to Norman Gilbert (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Second Submission, Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest, 2004 (filed in Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • A Journey of Historical Proportions (filed in Rated G on )
  • Failure in the Fish Business (filed in Rated G on )
  • Elevator Problem (An Adult Limerick Cascade) (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks, Pun Cascade on )
  • Hispanic Folk-Monsters (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on May 31, 2005)
  • China Redux (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • Our New Advocate (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Southern Reconstruction (filed in Rated G on )
  • At the Supermarket for Terrorists (filed in Rated G on January 17, 2005)
  • Genetic Hybrid (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Halloween Wedding (filed in Limericks, Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2004)
  • Another Bilingual Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Signs of the Times (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Elvis, Take Two (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • She’ll Always Be Thirteen… (A Bilingual Pun) (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • How To Lose Two-Hundred Ugly Pounds (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on December 26, 2004)
  • So Help Me, It’s True… (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2004)
  • Bathroom Improvements (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • In Praise of Lance (filed in Puns, Rated G on )