Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • Considerations about Suspenders (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on April 7, 2010)
  • Limerick Challenge No. 27 (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns on April 5, 2010)
  • Sex by Age of 20 (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on March 30, 2010)
  • Volleyball on the Sands (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on March 28, 2010)
  • There Is a House in New Orleans… (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Snake Tale (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 27, 2010)
  • Gary Cooper (filed in Rated PG-13 on March 25, 2010)
  • A Particular Tarragon (filed in Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • Deer Walt Disney (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • Crossing Costal Waters (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Eurasian Riddle (filed in Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • Roast for Joel McColl (filed in Gatling Puns, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG-13 on )
  • In the Molecular Biology Lab (filed in Rated G, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Clinton’s Rejected Intern (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Disease Resistant (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on May 5, 2007)
  • Gaining Face? (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • Cynthia MacGregor’s Roast (May 2006) (filed in Rated G on )
  • Busted (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on July 7, 2006)
  • Garage Enterprise (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • Soft Drink Packaging (filed in Rated G on )
  • Making His Mark (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Out of Date (filed in Rated G on )
  • In Memory of New Orleans (filed in Rated PG on July 2, 2006)
  • Another Homer Run (filed in Adult Theme, Rated G on )
  • A Shortage of Spiritual Leadership (filed in Rated G on )