Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Alan B. Combs

Creator of “Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots” and 2003 Punster of the Year. In his spare time, Alan B. Combs is a toxicologist with the Pharmacy School of the University of Texas at Austin.


  • Bikers (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on June 25, 2013)
  • Christmas Unnerving (filed in Poetry, Rated PG on November 27, 2012)
  • Bulwer Lytton (Combs’ Losing Entry, 2012) (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on October 6, 2012)
  • How Bikers Ride (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on June 23, 2012)
  • Whack-a-Mole (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 25, 2012)
  • New Dictionary (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 2, 2012)
  • Something in My Stocking (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 24, 2011)
  • Roast for the 2010 Punster of the Year (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 13, 2011)
  • Problem with a New Motorcycle (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 29, 2011)
  • Insomnia (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2011)
  • Not in Kansas, Anymore, …. (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 13, 2011)
  • Cosmetic Surgery (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 2, 2011)
  • A Cheesy Business (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 14, 2010)
  • How It All Turned Out (Long) (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on July 27, 2010)
  • Star Wars Day next Tuesday? (filed in Puns, Rated PG on April 29, 2010)
  • Tropical Storm (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 25, 2010)
  • Studying Bathrooms and Loos (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Bilingual Riddle (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 23, 2010)
  • Signs of the Times (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • One day in Anaheim (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 18, 2010)
  • Variations on “The Eyes of Texas” (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 16, 2010)
  • Older Than Dirt (filed in Rated G on )
  • Riddle (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Translational Difficulties (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on April 9, 2010)
  • The Salad Bar You Really Do Not Want to Go to. (filed in Adult Theme, Puns, Short Snorts on April 8, 2010)