Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


We’re all aging (although some faster than others, right Dad?), so we might as well joke about it.

  • A Look Back Into High School (filed in Rated PG on May 23, 2009)
  • A few Deep Thoughts about Life (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Mother’s Dictionary (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Memory Aids (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Despondency of the Elderly (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • The Pants (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on May 5, 2007)
  • My Daughter’s 18th Birthday (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • A Spring and Autumn Wedding (filed in Rated G on )
  • How Old Am I? (filed in Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Critical Retiree Decisions (filed in Rated G on July 7, 2006)
  • New Rules for 2006 (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Sunday Morning Sex (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Medical Advice for the Older Man (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Birthday Party At the Old Folks Home (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • How to Have Safe Airlines (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Bad Style Combinations for Over 50s (filed in Rated G on )
  • Code Blew (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on )
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly… (filed in Adult Theme, Rated G on July 2, 2006)
  • The Ages of Women (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Rose (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • New Drugs for Women (filed in Rated G on )
  • New Email Virus (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Thoughts on Getting Old (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • Epitaphs (filed in Rated G on )
  • An Old Man At the Jewelry Shop (filed in Adult Theme on )