Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Aging

We’re all aging (although some faster than others, right Dad?), so we might as well joke about it.


  • The Raisin Couldn’t Achieve Grapeness (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on December 26, 2014)
  • Ignore the Booze from the Crowd (filed in Rated G on March 5, 2014)
  • The Witching Time of Fright (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on June 20, 2013)
  • A Pun that Never Gets Old! (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on June 12, 2013)
  • The Cow, the Ant, and the Old Fart (filed in Rated PG-13, Short Snorts on April 22, 2013)
  • Now that I’m Older… (filed in Current Events, Lists, Rated G on December 20, 2012)
  • Secrets of Italian Bread (filed in Adult Theme, Puns, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • In the Land of Old Age (filed in Lists, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG-13 on October 18, 2011)
  • My New Play Toy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 18, 2011)
  • Vignettes of When the Fight Started… (filed in Rated G, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on July 19, 2011)
  • Alzheimer’s Test for Modern Seniors (filed in Rated PG-13 on July 8, 2011)
  • Grandma and the Lottery (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2011)
  • The Lie Detector (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 9, 2011)
  • Pierogi (filed in Rated G on January 3, 2011)
  • Texting for Seniors (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on December 29, 2010)
  • Should You Remarry After a Spouse’s Death? (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on November 30, 2010)
  • New Alphabet for the Elderly (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Poetry, Rated G on November 14, 2010)
  • Truths For Mature Humans (filed in Lists, Rated G on November 1, 2010)
  • The Octogenarian (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 25, 2010)
  • Teenagers Are Like Cats (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 24, 2010)
  • Senior Wedding (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 20, 2010)
  • Some Observations On Maturing (Female Perspective) (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Short Snorts on October 5, 2010)
  • The Burrito’s To Blame (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on October 4, 2010)
  • Shaggy Halfling XV (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on September 7, 2010)
  • Some Observations On Maturing (filed in Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts on September 1, 2010)