Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Super Story

Category: Rated G

Another tale by Bob Dvorak

Clark and Lois had been going out, unofficially, for a number of years by now.

Walking home from the theater one night, they were passing the graveyard. Lois, still looking for a bit more in their relationship beyond a mere good-night peck on the cheek, struck a suggestive pose and proposed that they go snuggle on the steps of one of the mausoleums.

Clark, ever fearful of Lois, thought quickly. “No, Lois, we shouldn’t do that. I don’t think we should go near the crypt tonight.”

« Previous post

Leave a Reply