By Chris Cole in response to a previous story

Ollie had recently gone a quite a diet, and his pants fit rather loosely, so the cuffs were an easy recepticle to receive stolen ROM chips.

A shadowing KGB officer noticed the theft and shortly therafter chased Ollie through the zoo. Ollie tried to scramble over the fence, but his pants, being too big, slipped off and were left behind (or more exaclty, were left OFF OF Ollie’s behind!).

The KBG office smiled with self satisfaction as he retrieved the ROM from Ollie’s pants cuffs, whispering to himself, “Loose hips sink chips!”