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Sportscaster Abe

Category: Rated G

From Stan Kegel, the author is unknown.

If Abe Lincoln were alive today, he would have become a baseball announcer before starting a career in politics, I can hear him announcing in his strong voice, “Yes folks, the Yankees were once in this game But that was four scores and seven errors ago.”

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