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Something in My Stocking

Category: Puns, Rated G

This came to me while I was waiting for her to do her shopping. By Alan B. Combs


My wife went shopping for Christmas at one of our local chain department stores. I can’t say I’ve really been a good boy. I can’t even say I’ve tried very hard. Thus, I am pretty much assured of getting Kohl’s in my stocking.

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