This was posted by Gregg Opelka to Adrian Gilbert’s jokeserv. BevJoe sent it to us.

Overheard at the White House: “I can’t believe he did it right in the Oval Office.”

“You know, he doesn’t consider the office shape to be oval. He does not think it was a sexual relationship. In truth, he feels that it’s only an Oval Office if you do it there with a small busted female undercover agent.”

“What?”

“Don’t you see? … It’s never oval ’til the flat lady stings.”