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Silence Not Golden

Category: Rated G

This is by Howell Gwin, Jr. who says I should blame his daughter because it came out of a conversation between the two of them.

A woman took her child to the doctor and said, “Doctor, Doctor, sometimes my child just sits there and doesn’t say anything!!””

Said the Doctor, “That’s perfectly normal; he’s just going through aphasia.”

Then the doctor asked her to pay her bill.

“Sorry” she said. “I’m Broca.”**

**Broca’s area is the part of the brain responsible for speech. But then, you KNEW that, didn’t you?? Howell

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