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In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories
From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog
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By Alan B. Combs and John Barnstead
A local street preacher was listing the signs of the coming Apocalypse. I found myself shouting, “Omen, Brother, Omen!”
John responded:
“…whereas *some* men I know, dear Alan, viewing the approaching end, would rather cry “W-omen, Brother, W-omen!” remarks Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat, whose interest in these matters has been purely theoretical since his double orchidectomy a decade ago…”
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/signs-of-the-times-2/