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Should You Remarry After a Spouse’s Death?

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

This is from bro Tom Vickery. The whole concept makes me a little uneasy.


The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is.

Sheila and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”

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