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Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

This comes to me from Allan W. Wallace.

A rather supercillious Englishman, having taken one pint in excess of his rated capacity at the local pub, proudly announced rather loudly, “I was born an Englishman, I have and shall live an Englishman, and I shall die an Englishman!”

From the back of the room, in a Scottish burr, came the response, “Yee gods, man, have ye no ambition?”

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