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Shopping for Cheese

Category: Rated G

This is from Rich Bentley who tells us the following.


I’ve really been enjoying your site since coming across it the other day. Thought I would share a true story that took place at the grocery store a couple of months ago.

My wife and I frequently snack on cheese and crackers, and brie is one of our favorite cheeses. Consequently, we like to keep one unopened package in the refrigerator in addition to the partial package left over from the last snack.

One day, however, we completely exhausted our supply. On our subsequent trip to the grocery store, I found myself at the cheese display wondering whether the purchase of just one package would be sufficient.

So, with a package in each hand, I had to ask my wife, …

“Two brie or not two brie, that is the question.”

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