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She’ll Always Be Thirteen… (A Bilingual Pun)

Category: Puns, Rated G

By Alan B. Combs


My niece from Honduras, Tracy, was not entirely pleased when I remarked she would always be thirteen. After I explained, she was even less pleased:

“Once, doce, Tracy, catorce…”

She also said I was pronouncing it wrong.

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