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Sheep’s Tale of the Highway

Category: alt.humor.puns, Rated G

This was posted by Trevor Gale in alt.humor.puns. The author is unknown.


Someone told me when driving that I was driving sort of sheepish.

I asked why, and he asked, “Would you run a red light?”

“Yep, if I had to, ” I replied.

He asked, “And would you make a U-turn in the middle of the highway?”

So I told him, “If I was a ram, I’d make a ewe turn anywhere!”

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