The author of this tale is not known. No one is ever going to take credit for it. The one who sent it to me said, “You know this is going to be baaad.” Why are all the sheep jokes that way?
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache.”
Wife replies, “I think you’ll find, that is a sheep.”
Man replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”